TFW Jaime tells you your moustache makes you look like you "touch the little children."

I'm the young dad in that Folgers Holiday commercial that makes your mom cry.

My inner child completely lost his mind getting to be a tiny part of this.

"There's no way this dude is in high school." -@realscreamfan

Huge congrats to Charles Rogers & Sarah-Violet Bliss on winning the SXSW Grand Jury Prize!

An Upright Citizens Brigade sketch for which I only ate fettuccini alfredo for 8 hours straight.

You can watch me get "felt up" so many times in this scene. From Madalyn Baldanzi's fun & funny brain.

TFW Sunita Mani is about to break your heart.

Photo by Audra Rhodes.

With Lindsay Broad who is hilarious.

Right before I had to violently force feed 12 donuts to my poor scene partner.

When a stranger won't stop smacking, it's totally rational to jump on their table and scream in their face.

I don't need glasses but think they make me look cool, right?

It was an honor to be photographed by this master for a commercial campaign.

I'm a proud member of the UCB's Premiere Sketch Comedy Team in NYC. Come see a show sometime!

Or: How I Learned to Johnny Depp

Kristy Lopez-Bernal wrote this sketch not enough people have seen and it always makes me LOL.

Bringing serious drama to any office environment.

TFW your upstairs neighbors are having a 5AM dance party.

By Dennis Kwan